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September 5th, 2008


Weather radio

Sony ICF-C318 Automatic Time Set Clock Radio with Dual Alarm (Black)
Sony ICF-C318 Automatic Time Set Clock Radio with Dual Alarm (Black) The correct EST (Eastern Standard Time) has been preset at the factory, so just plug the clock in and adjust the time zone as necessary. In the case of a power interruption, the built-in Lithium battery maintains the correct time so you don't have to re-set the clock. When Daylight Savings Time changes take place in the spring and fall each year, there is no need to adjust the clock because the built-in calendar recognizes the dates and automatically makes the proper time adjustments. Dual Alarms with Alarm Indicator permits two separate wake-up times with individual wake-up settings and confirms that the alarm has been activated to turn on at the pre-set time. Choose your own snooze time instead of being held captive by the short time intervals of other snooze times. Each press of the snooze button adds an additional 10 minutes to your total snooze time for up to a full hour of uninterrupted sleep. Dual Alarms with Alarm Indicators Extendable Snooze AM/FM Analog Tuner Built-in Calendar Frequency Range - AM 530-1710 kHz, FM 87.5-108 MHz Power Requirements - AC 120V, 60Hz Output Power - 120mW at 10% harmonic distortion Battery Life (Approx) - Up to 250 Days (with Sony battery) Speaker Dimensions - 2 5/8-inch (66mm) Dimensions - Width 6 1/8 x Height 3 5/16 x Depth 5 15/16 inch (155 x 82.8 x 151.5mm) Weight - 1 pounds 2 ounces (524 grams)

Electronics:  No Power, No Problem Alarm System, Automatic Daylight Savings Time, Alarm Volume(High/Low), Programmable Sleep Timer
Company: Sony 
List Price: $19.99
Amazon Price: Too low to display
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Sony ICF-C318 Automatic Time Set Clock Radio with Dual Alarm (White)
Sony ICF-C318 Automatic Time Set Clock Radio with Dual Alarm (White) The correct EST (Eastern Standard Time) has been preset at the factory, so just plug the clock in and adjust the time zone as necessary. In the case of a power interruption, the built-in Lithium battery maintains the correct time so you don't have to re-set the clock. When Daylight Savings Time changes take place in the spring and fall each year, there is no need to adjust the clock because the built-in calendar recognizes the dates and automatically makes the proper time adjustments. Dual Alarms with Alarm Indicator permits two separate wake-up times with individual wake-up settings and confirms that the alarm has been activated to turn on at the pre-set time. Choose your own snooze time instead of being held captive by the short time intervals of other snooze times. Each press of the snooze button adds an additional 10 minutes to your total snooze time for up to a full hour of uninterrupted sleep. Dual Alarms with Alarm Indicators Extendable Snooze AM/FM Analog Tuner Built-in Calendar Frequency Range - AM 530-1710 kHz, FM 87.5-108 MHz Power Requirements - AC 120V, 60Hz Output Power - 120mW at 10% harmonic distortion Battery Life (Approx) - Up to 250 Days (with Sony battery) Speaker Dimensions - 2 5/8-inch (66mm) Dimensions - Width 6 1/8 x Height 3 5/16 x Depth 5 15/16 inch (155 x 82.8 x 151.5mm) Weight - 1 pounds 2 ounces (524 grams)

Electronics:  Automatic time set, Automatic Daylight Savings Time, Battery backup ensures correct time, 0.9-inch green LED display, Dual alarm
Company: Sony 
List Price: $19.99
Amazon Price: $10.99
Used Price: $19.99
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Grace Wifi Radio
Grace Wifi Radio Now you can listen to streaming Internet radio via your wireless network using the Grace Wireless Internet Radio. The Grace radio supports MP3, WMA and Real Media streaming. The 4-line LCD displays the song and artist. The intuitive and easy-to-use controls let you browse over 10,000 global Internet radio stations with ease.You can browse by location or by genre. Have you ever wanted to hear what's going on in your home town, state or country? What about local sports scores or weather reports from other places? Well, now Grace makes it possible!The sleek and simple design makes it a fit in most living rooms as well as easy and intuitive to use. Get yours today!

Electronics:  listen to over 10,000 radio stations from around the world., Select stations by region, county, station or musical genre., Wirelessly stream your music library from your PC, Works with any wireless Internet connection (802.11b & 802.11g compatible), WEP and WPA compatible
Company: IntelliTouch 
List Price: $194.99
Amazon Price: $149.58
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At the Drop of a Hat
At the Drop of a Hat Atists:  Michael Flanders & Donald Swann
Audio CD:  Import, Live
Company: EMI Europe Generic  (1999-07-15)
List Price: $16.98
Amazon Price: $7.43
Used Price: $7.53
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The Best of Flanders & Swan - A Transport of Delight
The Best of Flanders & Swan - A Transport of Delight Audio CD:  Import
Company: EMI Europe Generic  (1994-05-06)
List Price: $16.98
Amazon Price: $7.99
Used Price: $9.15
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P.D.Q. Bach: WTWP Classical Talkity-Talk Radio
P.D.Q. Bach: WTWP Classical Talkity-Talk Radio As we've come to expect from Peter Schickele (aka P.D.Q Bach), this is a comedy CD based thoroughly and utterly in classical music in-jokes, puns, references, mis-hearings, etc. Here, we're in the world of a casual, presumably classical music radio show ("all Pachelbel, all the time"), with a host and two sidekicks, all of whom can't resist "witty" chitchat. There are spoofs of fundraising (they hope for $100.00 by the end of the show), a song called "Sam and Janet," which actually turns into a polyphonic version of "Some enchanted evening" (get it? Sam and Janet = Some enchanted), a set of four folk songs accompanied by "devious instruments," one of which is a cardboard tube, which is to "played" by hitting it against someone's head. And one of the rules of the station is that all music must be in a major key until after 11 PM. Fans of Schickele who truly love his sophisticated spoofs of classical music will find fewer of them here than usual, oddly enough, but the CD is fun. And a highlight is a non-classical number or two (snuck in by the co-hosts, Jocko and Blondie) sung by Elvis's brother "Enos," who liked his name until they started calling his brother "Elvis the Pelvis." Delightful, if this is what you're looking for. --Robert Levine

Atists:  P.D.Q. [pseudonym of Peter Schickele] Bach
Audio CD: 
Company: Telarc  (1991-09-13)
List Price: $9.98
Amazon Price: $6.58
Used Price: $2.10
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Life Gear PSDNOA05 6-in-1 Personal Safety Device with NOAA Alert, Colors Vary
Life Gear PSDNOA05 6-in-1 Personal Safety Device with NOAA Alert, Colors Vary Powered by hand crank, battery + DC power / 2 red emergency LED flashers / NOAA alert / Weatherband / AM-FM radio / Cell phone charger / Siren

Tools & Hardware:  Super bright .05 watt LED flashlight, Mobile cell Phone charger with proper adapter, Emergency Radio and Signal Flashers, Emergency 130 Decibel Siren, Directional Compass
Company: Life Gear 
List Price: $49.95
Amazon Price: $26.54
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Life Gear LL01Y LifeLight
Life Gear LL01Y LifeLight Life Gears Light3 has the power of 3 lights in 1. The light acts as a lantern, a flashlight and a flasher in a single item! The Light3 has dual power options. Power is delivered either by the crank or by alkaline battery. The lights superbright 0.5 watt LED is visible over 1 mile away. With its contemporary proprietary design, the Light3 is ideal for household use, camping or emergencies. The Light3 provides attractive and useful features that can be used daily while having components that can be potentially life saving during time of need.

Tools & Hardware:  Fifteen Super Bright 20,000 MCD LED Lights, nine for lighting a large area and six emergency flashers, Cell Phone Charger, High-quality, long range AM/FM radio with external speaker. MP3 Speaker Play through connection, 130 decibel Signaling Siren for Emergencies, Crank Power with optional DC Car Adapter, AAA Batteries and AC Adapter
Company: Life Gear 
List Price: $34.95
Amazon Price: $17.51
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Life Gear LGTF38 LED Flashlight with LED Reading Lamp, NOAA Emergency AM/FM Radio with Alert and Weatherband
Life Gear LGTF38 LED Flashlight with LED Reading Lamp, NOAA Emergency AM/FM Radio with Alert and Weatherband Bright 3-LED flashlight 4-LED reading lamp NOAA Alert - AM/FM - Weatherband emergency radio Emergency flashers Emergency siren Cell phone charger Alarm clock Charges with crank or AC/DC power

Tools & Hardware:  3 Super bright LED flashlights and 4 LED reading lamps, Mobile cell Phone charger with proper adapter, Emergency Radio and Signal Flashers, Emergency Siren, Crank power with AC/DC options
Company: Life Gear 
List Price: $59.95
Amazon Price: $29.73
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SAILING IN HEAVY WEATHER
SAILING IN HEAVY WEATHER Sailing In Heavy Weather Go offshore aboard a 40ft. sailboat for an exciting look at heavy weather sailing techniques and tactics. Join Warren Luhrs, Steve Dashew, John Neal and other top sailors as they talk about steering in large seas, he

DVD:  NTSCBENNETT VIDEO, INSTRUCTIONAL MATERIALS
Company: Bennett Marine Video  (2006-12-14)
List Price: $44.95
Amazon Price: $18.00
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NOAA Weather Radio
NOAA Weather Radio broadcasts alerts for national emergencies, tornedos, thunderstorms, flash floods, mud slides, hurricanes, chemical spills, fires, and other natural and man-made ... (more...)
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Weather Radios Emergency Alert All Hazard Radio
Weather Radio Store sells the entire collection of Oregon Scientific, Midland, First Alert and Reecom Noaa emergency weather radios. (more...)

NOAA Weather Radio
Where to Buy a NOAA Weather Radio Receiver ; Receiver Types and Models; Public Alert ? Devices; Residential Grade Radios ... (more...)
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Weather Radio Store: Site Map
Weather Radio Store sells the entire collection of Oregon Scientific, Midland, First Alert and Reecom Noaa emergency weather radios. (more...)

North Platte NOAA Weather Radio Page
North Platte NOAA Weather Radio Page ... NOAA Weather Radio is simply the best, and fastest means of obtaining current commercial-free, weather information 24 hours a day, 7 days a ... (more...)

NOAA Weather Radio
Streaming Audio . There are two types of NOAA Weather Radio All Hazards audio available on the Internet: Live Streaming Audio; Audio Files for Download or ... (more...)
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Weather Radios: Public Alert Weather Radio Purchase Guide
Weather Radio Purchase Guide at Ambient Weather. Weather stations, weather station equipment, home weather stations, wireless weather stations and weather radios. (more...)

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Home: Weather News: Travel: Driving & Traffic: Healthy Living: Home & Family: Sports & Recreation: Climate & Green: The Weather Channel TV (more...)

Space Weather Radio: News and information about sunspots, solar flares ...
SOUNDS OF THE QUADRANTIDS: The Quadrantid meteor shower of Jan. 3rd produced not only a flurry of meteors, but also a flurry of radio ... (more...)

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Resolved Question: What do you think of my short story? Reviews, criticism, horrible insults?
I think I'm going to go insane... It's been twenty eight days since the seventeenth of December, and the rain hasn't faltered for a second since then. It keeps falling in sheets, driving down from the heavens like a waterfall. Outside, you feel like you could drown walking. When this all started out, I don't think that anyone thought much of it. I mean, this nightmare was just another winter storm then. It started in kind of an odd place, out in the North Atlantic across from the Gulf of St. Lawrence, but I'm not sure that meant anything to people who weren't meteorologists or oceanographers. The storm started out expanding very rapidly. I'm not sure if it's still growing or not, since the TV hasn't come on for more than three weeks, but it sure hasn't moved at all. Things started looking more bizarre when the wind failed to move the storm. It just kept hammering New England, growing south along the coastline from Maine all the way down to where I lived in Nassau County, just outside of New York City. The weather forecasts changed every few minutes, as forecasters revised their estimates, going from saying that there would be light flurries, to saying that there would be a few inches of snow, to saying that there would be an absolute blizzard across the city, and that everyone should stay inside. My wife, Sarah, couldn't heed that warning, though. She had to go to work, and I had to stay home and take care of our five year old daughter, Tanya. When my wife walked outside that morning, I promised her that I would keep Tanya safe. Watching Sarah pull out of the driveway in her Nissan Altima, I had no idea that would be the last time I would ever see her. As the day wore on, the weather took a turn for the worse. It looked like the weather forecasters were right, predicting one of the worst storms New York had seen in over a century. It amazed me when the power stayed on late into the night, but I wasn't complaining. You never know exactly how bad a blackout really is until you go through one with a five year old who's still terrified of the dark. Not that I can say I'm not scared of the dark anymore, myself. The last time we saw the cheerful, smiling forecasters on the Weather Channel, they were saying that the storm had expanded south into New Jersey, and that we could receive two feet of snow during the night. It was at about 6:23 P.M., I think. Less than a minute later, the Weather Channel cut off, and every program on the television changed to a warning, telling everyone to get out of New York City along whatever bridge they could take and avoid Manhattan Island. I tried to reach the company where Sarah worked on my phone, but the lines were down. I didn't really know what was going on, but I decided to listen to the reporters on my TV, and get Tanya out of the city. I struggled with the idea that I shouldn't just desert Sarah, who worked on Manhattan, but when I got outside, I realized that I couldn't possibly risk going there. To the south, across the horizon, the dark clouds of night were painted red with flames. The traffic was horrible, but not as bad you might think. A lot of people were reluctant to leave. They all seemed to be in shock. I drove my Cadillac along the roads through Nassau and Queens, seeing a lot of people standing by the roadside watching the shadow of the flames flickering against the sky, but running into far fewer actually driving along the road. Some of the people were slowly making their way by foot out of the city, and as time went on, the traffic congestion got a bit worse, but amazingly I was able to get myself and Tanya out of New York before it became so bad that I couldn't drive at all. I still remember looking across the harbor on the road from Queens to the mainland, and seeing Manhattan Island burning. I don't think that I'll ever forget that. Tanya kept staring out the window, speechless, and tired, too, I believe. I don't know for certain what time it happened to be, but I think it was past eleven. All night, I drove through the countryside, trying to pick up a radio station that could tell me what was going on. There was nothing anywhere, though, except news of the mandatory evacuation of New York. It seemed odd to me that I had seen very few police officers and no military officials anywhere. Now, looking back, I think they were probably all either elsewhere, or dead. The next day, things were worse. The weather started getting warmer, and the snow turned to rain. Piles of snow by the roadside were melting, and the blacktop was covered with water and mud. The clouds kept getting darker as the day went on, and as we ran into more and more traffic, coming from places all along coastal New England. The radio evacuation order was going out then to everyone from Massachusetts south to New Jersey. By the time that night fell, it was pretty hard to tell night from day. Tanya started asking me wh (more...)

Open Question: Widgit downloading problems!!!?
I found this yahoo widgit site, where you can get radios, weather, and all that other junk, so i downloaded the one that i wanted, and it says i have it, but i dont know how to find it and use the widget....please help...anybody!? (more...)

Open Question: I need to replace my TV/Weather/AMFM Radio soon, any help?
I currently own the following radio: http://www.amazon.com/Sony-ICF-M410V-Portable-Weather-Radio/dp/B00006HOLO As of February 17, the TV channel function will become useless due to the switch to digital. I'm looking for a replacement so I may be able to listen to TV when I am otherwise unable to watch. I am also open to having a similar radio with HD radio functions, but this is not a requirement. I would prefer NOT to get a portable TV. I've already done a lot of research on this, and I just can't seem to find anything, and I'm asking here because I'm out of ideas. (more...)

Open Question: Why doesn't the radio for a 2003 Chevy Avalanche work in cold weather?
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Open Question: 1993 Jeep Wrangler won't even turn over in cold weather.?
I have a 1993 Jeep Wrangler that will not start in cold weather. What happens is this: 1) I put the key in and give it a turn 2) I hear a single click from under the hood 3) At the same time, everything electrically based in the vehicle starts working (fans, radio, etc) 4) But the engine does not start This only happens when temperatures are below freezing. I have tried checking the connections in between my battery and starter, and they do not seem to have any issues (no frozen moisture or such). The starter was replaced less than a year ago, and I have not had any issues with starting since until recently. Any help would be much appreciated. In response to Bob: the replacement starter I put in was a brand new one. I should add that I have tried both charging the battery for several hours as well as jumping the vehicle. (more...)

Open Question: Help with Va driving School test... Failed by one question yesterday please help...?
It is illegal to stick out body parts from the moving vehicle including hand signals. T F It is best to drive without breaks because it makes the trip faster. T F You should dim your light for oncoming vehicles that are 500 ft near you. T F Larger trucks take longer to brake so you should keep a bigger cushion between yourself and them. T F If your hood flies up, you should pull over and turn on your emergency lights as soon as possible. T F During an acceleration skid, you should ease off the gas and stay off the brake pedal. T F Bicycles are not considered vehicles therefore they can not have the same rights-of-way as motor vehicles. T F You must signal before you change lanes, make a turn or pull in front of another vehicle. T F Radar detectors and radar jamming devices are illegal in Virginia. Mobile infrared transmitters that change traffic lights are also illegal. T F If you have a green light, you may enter an intersection even if traffic is backed up into the intersection. T F The shape of a yield sign is triangle. T F You may come upon a school bus, which is stopped and flashing yellow lights. This is a warning for you to prepare to stop because the children are preparing to leave the bus. T F Green light means Go - but only if the intersection is clear. T F Traffic signals are designed to decorate the streets. T F The possession of a driver's license is a right. T F All children age six through 15 must be properly secured in an approved child safety seat, booster seat or safety belt no matter where the child is seated in the vehicle. T F If you change your address, you must notify DMV of your new address within 60 days. T F If your car is covered with snow, the minimum you should do before driving is: Brush off the windows, clear a good peep hole on the driver's side, and let the defrosters do the rest as you drive. Brush off the windows and thoroughly clear a space 30 cm (one foot) square to enable you to see out the front and back windows. Clear all snow off windows, roof and hood, front and rear lights, and scrape the ice off all windows. If your child is under a certain age you are responsible for making sure they wear a seat belt. What is that age? 7 years 6 years 5 years The most important check for a motorcyclist to conduct before lane changing is a: left mirror check right mirror check shoulder check 29The danger zone of any vehicle can be described as the area: In the rear of the vehicle on the blind side of the vehicle on the driver side of the vehicle in the front of the vehicle 30What does alcohol do to your driving skills and judgment It helps driving skills but harms your judgment. It harms both driving skills and judgment. It has no effect on either driving skills or judgment. It has no effect on judgment but it harms driving skills. 31A safe speed to drive your car Is the posted speed limit. Is less than the posted speed limit. Depends on the weather and road conditions. Depends on the mechanical skill of the driver. 32On long trips you can prevent drowsiness by Turning on your car radio. Slowing down so you can react better. Stopping at regular intervals for a rest. Moving your eyes from side to side as you drive. 33The car behind you begins to pass you. You should Maintain your speed so traffic will flow smoothly. Pull to the right and stop so he can pass. Slow down slightly and stay in your lane. Blow your horn to allow him to pass. 34The top light on a traffic signal is: Red Yellow Green Black 35What is the usual color and shape of a warning sign? Yellow with black lettering and a diamond shape Green with black lettering and a rectangular shape Blue with white lettering and an octagon shape None of the above 36Hydroplaning means Your car engine is overheating. Your car is having brake failure. Your front tires have lost firm contact with the pavement surface as water builds up between the tires and the road surface 37Use your headlamps when it is cloudy. On frosty mornings. Any time you have trouble seeing other cars. On small country or mountain roads Any of the above 38Always stop before you cross railroad tracks when: You don't have room on the other side to completely cross the tracks. The railroad crossing is located in a city or town that has frequent train traffic. You transport two or more young children in a passenger vehicle. 39You want to make a right turn at an upcoming intersection. You should slow down and: Move toward the left side of your lane. Avoid driving in the bicycle lane. Signal for 100 feet before turning. 40Night driving i (more...)

Open Question: Could you tell me how my epilouge is?
Elizabeth Taylor was cruising on Highway 6 listening to the 10 pm news on the radio.And today's weather forecast is a 60 percent Chance of rain in other news president Bush is being awarded for his bravery in Iran.Elizabeth angrily turned off the radio and thought what bravery he destroyed half of the world the spineless jellyfish. As she headed around the corner the man in black known as dead eye looked at his watch and thought to himself it's time. He decided til she got home and then lizzy gets a big surprise he chuckled softly and started to sing (insert song here) That's all Please tell me how it is so far (more...)
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Resolved Question: Opinions on my story?
I am witing a story for school. Can you please give an opinion on what I have so far? (I am in 9th grade so it isn't the best story in the world but it is ok I think) Title: Meeting My Brother, Mark It was all over every news station when they found him. No matter where I went I heard the name ?Mark Shatford? coming from every television and radio on the street. This boy named Mark Shatford was my brother who was kidnapped 5 years ago and had just been found in an old apartment in New York City. Mark had disappeared when my family was in Pittsburgh visiting our grandparents for Christmas and to celebrate my grandfathers birthday. Mark loved snow and often declared that it was his favorite weather since we lived in Florida and only saw snow around Christmas time. On January 2nd, Pappy?s birthday, he went outside to play in the fresh snow in the front lawn. He was outside for an hour and my mother decided that it was too cold for him out there. She stepped outside to get him and was in a panic when she heard no reply to her frantic calls. She rushed into the house and dialed the police to report her missing child. At the time I was totally unaware of what was going on but I knew something was wrong. Everyone was grabbing their coats and rushing outside shouting. I grabbed my coat and my boots, but as I was running out the door with the rest of my fear stricken family my mother grabbed my arm and pulled me back inside. ?Stay in here!? she said as she placed me on the couch. ?Do not go outside. We do not need to lose anyone else today,? mother told me as tears came out of her clouded eyes and rolled down to her quivering lips. This is just the start of the story. I am not even close to done. (more...)

Resolved Question: Is my car battery frozen/unrepairable?
I tried to start my car today for the first time in about three weeks. The weather has been around -5 degrees Fahrenheit for the past couple weeks. From what I could find on the internet, it appears that my battery is frozen. The battery itself is about 7 years old. The weird thing is that my power locks, interior lights, radio and lights work. Is it possible to have a frozen battery and still have some things in the car get power? Thanks, all advice is appreciated. (more...)

Open Question: Your New Year Classics - Rate 1 to 10?
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.. And then the fight started... After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started... A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started..... I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And then the fight started.... My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday and then the fight started..... A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' And then the fight started..... Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.' My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And then the fight started ... I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started.... (more...)

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